Obama Health Plan For Dummies – A Simple One Page Explanation

Confused by the massive new national health plan? Perhaps this simple summary making the rounds on the internet will make it all clear to you.

Trump Explains Dumbo Care Medical Insurance

Let me get this straight . . ..

We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care

Plan we are forced to purchase and

Fined if we don’t,

Which purportedly covers at least

Ten million more people,

Without adding a single new doctor,

But provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,

Written by a committee whose chairman

Says he doesn’t understand it,

Passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but

Exempted themselves from it,

And signed by a Dumbo President who smokes,

With funding administered by a treasury chief who

Didn’t pay his taxes,

For which we’ll be taxed for four years before any

Benefits take effect,

By a government which has

Already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,

All to be overseen by a surgeon general

Who is obese,

And financed by a country that’s broke!!!!!

‘What the h*ll could possibly go wrong?’