July 15, 2024

Ferguson PD Offers Training for Secret Service Officers

St. Louis, MO – Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson told reporters today that the Ferguson Police Department stands ready to train White House Secret Service Officers.  Jackson’s offer comes in the aftermath of the embarrassing failure of the Secret Service to prevent a fence jumper from sprinting into the White House. Chief Jackson boasted that […]

Is There Any Country That John McCain Does NOT Want to Bomb?

Most Americans are starting to realize that we are making enemies worldwide and actually fomenting terroism by bombing every country that has the audacity not to do our bidding.  Yet aging warrior Senator John McCain, a cold war relic of times gone by, thinks the United States can resolve global conflicts by sending in fleets […]

Watch Where You Walk in India – 600 Million People Without Toilets Defecate Wherever They Please

Bloomberg has been running a series of sensational exposes on the rampant spread of TB and numerous other infectious diseases in India due to an abhorrent lack of basic sanitation. Last month the news organization highlighted the high level of pollution in the Ganges, a river considered holy by Indians and frequently used by pilgrims […]

Robert Petzel, Veterans Administration, One of the Most Disgusting Men in Government

The scandal at the Veterans Administration which let American war veterans die while waiting for medical services is another example of the gross negligence and indifference of government bureaucrats who seem to forget who they work for. After weeks of inaction, a top official at the VA resigned without apology, without contrition, and without punishment.  […]

Jewish Owner of L.A. Clippers Doesn’t Like Blacks – Yawn, Let’s Move On

It would a wonderful Jimmy Stuart world if humans could evolve from bigotry, racism, politics, warmongering, and class hatred which have spawned innumerable wars since the dawn of humanity. Maybe in a few more million years, but in the here and now it’s blatantly obvious that many people don’t like other people who are different […]

How to Identify Counterfeit Currency – It’s Harder Than You Think

If someone slipped you a counterfeit bill, would you be able to identify it?  Although the government constantly adds new security features to United States currency, counterfeiting continues to increase.  The Secret Service, which is responsible for safeguarding the nation’s currency and payments system, has admitted that counterfeiting remains a threat to the nation’s economy […]

Twitter Threatened by Oceans of Messages

Is Twitter really worth $20 billion dollars?  The stock price got crushed last week when the company announced that growth in the number of “tweets” continued the downward spiral that has been in place since 2009.  It’s not likely that investors will tolerate slow organic growth for a company with zero profits and a price […]

Super Bowl Fuels Huge Demand for Whores and Coke

The Super Bowl generates a considerable amount of economic benefits to a wide variety of businesses including hotels, restaurants, and food and souvenir vendors.  Although it does not receive a lot of press notice, the Super Bowl also supercharges demand for less conventional needs of the party crowds attending the Super Bowl such as whores […]

Can Long Term Interest Rates Drop Any Lower?

By: Axel Merk and Yuan Fang, Merk Investments The concern over rising interest rates has become a primary issue with investors. While few assets are immuneto rising rates the bond market may be particularly vulnerable. The headwinds may be exacerbated by changing fundamentals in the U.S. bond market, specifically growing concentration, extended duration and changing […]